Total Medals Earned: 1,480 (From 264 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,020 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 12/22 (60/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/280 points)
Don't leave the palace for one minute.
Die within 3 seconds of starting
Die from lightning, fireball, and X
Score only 1 point
Go above 88.
Collect three boosts at once
Go 500 distance in the wrong direction
Go 1000 distance in the wrong direct
Chain 3 double jumps without touching the ground.
Travel 10,000 distance
Get super power mode
Break 130.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Complete game on Medium
Complete game on Hard
Score 13,000
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Can you find it?
Medals Earned: 7/8 (35/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Get 10000 or more points
Get 15000 or more points
Get 20000 or more points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Survive long enough to get 500 Points!
Survive long enough to get 1000 Points!
You held out that long?!