Total Medals Earned: 1,480 (From 264 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,020 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 4/5 (135/145 points)
Defeat the first boss
You've got great fashion sense
Defeat the fifth boss
Defeat the ninth boss
ONE MILLION (cumulative)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Get a ball by the computer
Win a game against the computer
Beat the computer without being scored on
Get a score of 11 in Endless Mode
Get a score of 25 in Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach The SECRET Level :O
Shoot 3 Clocks in 1 Shot (duh)
Juggle Gold Clock for 10 hits.
Lose the tutorial
3 Grape Combo
Juggle Gold Clock for 5 Hits.
Figure it 0ut y0urself
Get a -100 Rupee
Get a combo of 50
Shoot 4 Clocks in 1 Shot
Max out your accuracy stat
Get a 500 point rupee
Max out your ammo stat.
Max out your fire rate stat.
4 Grape Combo
Get a score of 50,000
Get a combo of 100
Get 100,000 points.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (400/500 points)
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You become the count, hurray!
You become a knight, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!
Medals Earned: 22/22 (140/140 points)
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (40/285 points)
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 11/16 (250/380 points)
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Scare away the ram
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Help all of the G-units
Don't kill the boatman
Fly to mount Olympus
Complete Hades' game
Complete the game
Kill the boatman
Knock out the farm boy
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy